What the Shed Looks At

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Why couldn't I have thought of this...

Worried about your pets after the rapture?

Bobby J Blythe

Check this douchbag out.

He is a dojo master and he films one of his students beating a retard completely to death. They have the video and everything. Also, he is a wicked scumbag, and is going to get in a lot of trouble. He filmed this in '84 and it didn't surface until now.

He had this to say about the murder:

'This dummy was in my shopping center while I was on a Bodyguard Job in Washington, DC. This guy was in the Pizza Hut eating pizza off the plates of others and the Pizza Hut Manager ran him out with a pistol. Later the very same day, police officers were called to remove him from a nearby pharmacy after having been caught reaching into customer's purses. A short time after that, he visited a Napa Auto Parts store next to my Karate Dojo and told the management he planned on teaching in that Dojo and that Jesus taught him.

'The Napa guys told him he was confused (their polite way of warning the man against such action), but not wanting to miss a show, they told the man they would close early just to watch and that he must not know the owner, which is nobody to play with.. Needless to say, the police pulled him out of the dumpster behind my Karate Dojo where he was neatly placed. Semper Fi to all my Marine brothers. The karate student in the white is also a Marine Sgt. and a brand new Black Belt. Never get stupid with a Marine, you could get jacked up and have your clock stopped.'"

Here is a link to the article which links to the video... BTW its a total snuff video so don't watch it if your a pussy.


Holy shit!

Definitely the highest resolution picture i've ever seen...
Pentacene Motherfuckah!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Noob Boyfriend, don't let this happen to you.

National anthems...

This guy obviously doesn't have a good grasp of english, but...

"Germany is a strange country today....
If you hear songs from 1914-1918 or 1933-1945, you are called "nazi", "facist", "extreme right" and people look at you like you're a mutant.
If you sing the national anthem with pride, the same happens. (lyrics)

I'm no nazi, but I can't understand why our laws forbid us to hear those songs. They say we "would be affected by those songs and propaganda"....
I think, if german teachers would listen to the "hard" songs with us in school and talk about them and how they were used as propaganda less german kids would go to NPD or other neonazi parties.

All things happened, created, done and people lived during the first half of the 20th century are BAD from the view of most germans.
They were told this way over 40 years by our politicians. Germany lacks a real patriotic and democratic party since we're living in this democracy.
Let's hope the future will bring us a better way to digest our past."

Has anyone even listened to our own national anthem? Star Spangled Banner

"Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: 'In God is our trust.
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!'"



Evolution of Anti-Evolution

The Evolution "Debate"

I'm really sick and tired of all this talk of "The Theory of Evolution". Evolution was a theory back in Darwin's time. What the "Theory of Evolution" now refers to is the body of evidence we have collected over the last 150 years. Darwin was so brilliant because he is the first man to theorize anything about the effect time has on a form of life. He saw this like a detective looking at a crime scene photo. A single snapshot in time preserved on the Galapagos. Today we have what amounts to a high definition video of the entire crime unfolding in front of us in the fossil record.

What anti-evolutionists don't seem to understand is attacking evolution in public schools will not hurt the "Theory of Evolution". We will instead choose a path of willful ignorance, with the rest of the world determined to understand the universe around us, and doing so at a geometric rate.

Perhaps if the silent majority were to speak up about this instead of trying not to step on toes we could stop wasting energy on this.

* EDIT *

I dug this up shortly after I wrote this...

It is our duty to lobotomize them!!

Retard shitbags running the show :(

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford when asked why we should teach alternatives to evolution in public schools:

Well I think that it’s just, and science is more and more documenting this, is that there are real “chinks” in the armor of evolution being the only way we came about. The idea of there being a, you know, a little mud hole and two mosquitoes get together and the next thing you know you have a human being... is completely at odds with, you know, one of the laws of thermodynamics which is the law of, of ... in essence, destruction.

Healthcare Lolz


Tl;Dr - Republicans are telling their constituents that healthcare will be tied to political affiliation, using voter registration rolls, and denied to republicans... It actually sounds like an excellent plan, and one that will save plenty of money. Very pragmatic.

Saturday, August 22, 2009


I think its a time for a good old fashioned purge. If we slaughter enough it might solve our unemployment problems!

Darth Vader being a dick.

Joe Pug is Bob Dylan reincarnated

That's why he has seemed so soulless lately.

Anyways, this guy is awesome. I listened to "Nation of Heat" and was instantly blown away.

Across from the prison and beside the great lake
Below the rooftops and above the highways
The spirits pay rental on the basements they haunt
And the pages just draw pictures of the things that they want
I cook my dinner on the blacktop street
I come from the nation of heat

Outside the train station there's a bold painted sign
It says try to be patient don't forget to choose sides
We got the loudest explosions you ever heard
We got two dollar soldiers and ten dollar words
If I didn't own boots I wouldn't need feet
I come from the nation of heat

So swift and so vicious are the carnival rides
And the carnival barkers yell your name for a bribe
we got billboards for love and Japanese cars
It ain't rare to hear the streetlights call themselves stars
The more that I learn the more that I cheat
I come from the nation of heat

I seen skeleton mothers and hungry folks
Across the street from the kitchens that cookin for most
Sometimes you hear whispers by the dark of the moon
That we promised too much and gave it too soon
Even our coughs and our fevers compete
I come from the nation of heat

Blockin borders with smiles are immigrant sons
we measure loneliness in miles and misery in tons
There's a staw-hatted man rowing away from the shore
Who says "It's a shame they don't let you have slaves here anymore"
I'm the ugliest man that you'll ever meet
I come from the nation of heat

Some other songs of his here. Enjoy.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I know you all have seen this dozens of times, I just want to put a copy on the blog for emergency purposes.

I actually think this is really really good timing.

Just awesome.

I go through this transformation every other month or so.

Picture dump

I'm just going to throw down a few pictures. In the essence of random spiteful dickery I hope they slow down chris's browser.

Look at that fucking cat!
Shit comes outta there.

It would be seriously fucked up if this was real...
Not the situation of course, but the fact that some dude was calm enough to snap a perfectly framed picture of it.

This is an old classic. Its subtle enough to get me to laugh even now.

This reminds me of Pittsley for some reason...

Another memory post

I found this logic diagram on another site. I contains the same feedback loop that is in your diagram, but it is simpler.

My guess is your circuit is the same thing only done entirely in NAND. This was a recurring theme in my Digital Logic classes. NAND gates were the most mass produced, and hence they were cheaper. This was because any logic circuit can be expressed with NAND gates, there were simple Boolean procedures to convert any logic function into NANDs. Most engineers built logic circuits entirely in NAND, there were few exceptions (sometimes XOR chips made circuits much simpler). The circuit above looks much simpler, but its entirely possible that it costs much more to produce then the one entirely in NAND.

Why the sudden interest in logic circuits? Also, what are you using for learning material? I used to have an awesome digital logic and design textbook, but I have no idea where it went. I used to build awesome little LED ciruits. I used to know Boolean algebra like the back of my hand, Ask Mello.

Clever boy getting me to post on the blog again. I still lerk here, I just lack the creativity to post right now. I'm not going anywhere.

* EDIT * The link to the site that I found the diagram in... http://math.hws.edu/TMCM/java/labs/xLogicCircuitsLab2.html

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A Simple "Memory" Circuit

If "Control" is 1, then this circuit will output the same value as the "Data" input. When "Control" switches to 0, the circuit will retain the value of "Data" at that time and continue to output it indefinitely, ignoring all further "Data" until "Control" is again 1.

A primer on NAND gates

This circuit contains four NAND gates and one NOT gate (which can be implemented by a fifth NAND gate.) If you know of a simpler and/or more economic way to implement the same functionality, please do tell.

Also, I changed the settings so that only the most recent 7 days display on the front page of this blog. I'm open to adjusting that setting further, but I don't like having the entirety of the blog on the front page. My browser was using around 170M, most likely due to all of those youtube embeds.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Jesus wants you to break a commandment.

Luke 14:25-33 from Young's Literal Translation: 25And there were going on with him great multitudes, and having turned, he said unto them,

26`If any one doth come unto me, and doth not hate his own father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brothers, and sisters, and yet even his own life, he is not able to be my disciple;

27and whoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me, is not able to be my disciple.

28`For who of you, willing to build a tower, doth not first, having sat down, count the expense, whether he have the things for completing?

29lest that he having laid a foundation, and not being able to finish, all who are beholding may begin to mock him,

30saying -- This man began to build, and was not able to finish.

31`Or what king going on to engage with another king in war, doth not, having sat down, first consult if he be able with ten thousand to meet him who with twenty thousand is coming against him?

32and if not so -- he being yet a long way off -- having sent an embassy, he doth ask the things for peace.

33`So, then, every one of you who doth not take leave of all that he himself hath, is not able to be my disciple.

And since Grosse is such a sour fucking Kraut, here is the King James version:

25And there went great multitudes with him: and he turned, and said unto them,

26If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

27And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me, cannot be my disciple.

28For which of you, intending to build a tower, sitteth not down first, and counteth the cost, whether he have sufficient to finish it?

29Lest haply, after he hath laid the foundation, and is not able to finish it, all that behold it begin to mock him,

30Saying, This man began to build, and was not able to finish.

31Or what king, going to make war against another king, sitteth not down first, and consulteth whether he be able with ten thousand to meet him that cometh against him with twenty thousand?

32Or else, while the other is yet a great way off, he sendeth an ambassage, and desireth conditions of peace.

33So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

Jesus was kind of a dick sometimes. :-(